• Valentine’s Day when you’re not single, but your significant other is not there
  • Christmas
  • Your birthday
  • When you’re sad
  • Screen-shot-2014-01-01-at-10.48.31-AMAt the movies
  • Your birthday eve
  • Girls night out
  • Girls night in
  • Before the age of 25
  • Funerals and funeral after parties
  • Your birthday month
  • Buffets
  • Camping
  • Disneyland, or amusement parks of any kind where you can get giant turkey legs
  • When you’re a grandma
  • The weekend
  • When someone else made it/baked it for you
  • If there’s frosting on it
  • If it’s candy
  • If a small child is “sharing” with youliz lemon
  • If it’s your favorite thing
  • If you had to get a shot or a cast
  • If you had some dental work and can only drink milkshakes
  • If it’s guacamole
  • If you’re at Costco and they’re giving out samples
  • If you get fired
  • If it’s In-N-Out
  • Brunch
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